Stormin Mormon

The story goes something like this...
Red called Danny with intent of bringing him into the fold and adding depth to a Celtic back court that featured an aging Tiny Archibald. Danny said something to the effect of "I dunno Red, I wanna try this baseball thing and see how it pans out."
"Bullshit. You're a basketball player," Red retorted.
Not so long after that the cigar smoking genius from Brooklyn strolled through the Celtic locker room and spied Ainge and Kevin McHale playing cards for money. "Danny," Red said. "I thought Mormons were not allowed to gamble."
"Playing cards with Kevin is not gambling," Danny replied.