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Thursday, January 07, 2010

Moonball Commissioner Reinstates Gilbert Arenas

AP Portland -- In a move that clearly hurls egg on the face of rival commissioner David Stern (of the NBA), Moonball Commissioner Michael Anderson has reinstated Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas. Arenas, suspended indefinitely from the NBA, will be allowed to accumulate Fantasy Points for his Moonball squad Celtic Green for the duration of his suspension.

"It is simply wrong that the commissioner of one League can somehow influence the outcome of another League," said the hulkingly handsome Anderson. "The last time Sterny started handing out season long suspensions, it forced us Moonies to create a whole new set of rules and exceptions. That ain't happening this time."

Asked how Arenas will score Fantasy Points during his suspension, Anderson replied that he will use Arenas' average point score for the last week he logged for the NBA (40.0 mbpts). Under this plan, Celtic Green will receive 40 mbpts for every game the Wizards play which Arenas is suspended.

"We can only assume that Gilbert would have been friggin awesome for Celtic Green over the coming months, and I'll be damned if DStern ruins that party," said the defiant Anderson.

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2 Comments:

  • Yay commish! We definitely need more of this.

    In fact, let's embrace the vision and just have fantasy NBA gunbattles. Scola with an ammo belt, Dwight Howard in a trenchcoat with sawed-offs, Ron Ron with RPGs. Crowd collateral, upper deck snipers, bench battles, blood soaked gatorade towels. Twenty-first century awesome!

    By Blogger TVDave, at 12:33 PM  

  • So funny, I had written in my mind my own AP story about corruption in the MB commissioner's office when Gil got to play a few games after the kerfuffle, but I never got around to posting. Funny stuff.

    By Blogger Ironwood Flash, at 9:47 PM  

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